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THEME 3.08.01 RADIO DOCUMENTARY. SANA So, is that everything you need from me? JUNIPER Just one or two more questions, if you don’t mind, and then you can get back to all the many things waiting for you. SANA Sure. JUNIPER If the Rooks win, if we find a way out from under the Regime, what’s next for you? SANA Sleep. I want one of those naps where you wake up and it’s dark out and you’re not even sure what year it is. JUNIPER You’ve earned it. And once you’re out of bed? SANA

KREJJH Folks, this is your pilot speaking. We are bearing down fast on Klaysnay. I predict we make landfall within the next ten minutes. Please look out your windows and—uh. I can’t. I’m sorry, I can’t think of anything dashing or cool. Just—let’s get our friend back, okay? Krejjh out. ARKADY Thanks, Krejjh. Okay, I know we’ve all got a lot on our minds right now, but let’s break this down one more time. Mission review. What do we know? PARK Somehow, someone built a backdoor

3.06.01 INT. FRUITBAT COCKPIT.  THEME SANA You can, uh. You can get here before noon tomorrow? ARKADY We are gonna do our absolute...

3.05.01 ARKADY’S LOG SANA Hello, you’ve reached Sana Tripathi. If you have a message for me, please leave it here. If you have a message...

Content warnings: discussion of death THASIA Explain again. KREJJH Thasia, thay gwee l’rinayway, qu’thay— THASIA That is not what I...

3.04.01 RADIO. VIOLET Hey, Junie. It’s—um, sorry, I didn’t realize until the call went through to voicemail that it’s so late in...

3.03.01 RADIO JUNIPER So, if you don’t mind me asking. SANA Sure, that’s what we’re here for. JUNIPER We are in the middle of a conflict...

THEME CHUCK WEATHERS Tonight, on FREE PRESS with Chuck Weathers. (SPOOKY MUSIC) RJ McCabe. They were a rising star in the academy. What...

JUNIPER VOICE CHUCK WEATHERS PIPER KESTREL SANA ARKADY ELLA THASIA VIOLET MCCABE BRIAN KREJJH MAX SWARNSH PARK JULIO Scene shortcuts. ...

JUNIPER MADGE DR. ROBINSON GLIM VIOLET ELLA KREJJH MYRNA FX: A RECORDING BEGINS. JUNIPER Okay. Let’s begin with a sunrise. It’s dawn in...

FX: WE ARE OUTSIDE, IN A GOAT PASTURE. GOATS ARE MAKING GOAT SOUNDS. BOOTED FEET CRUNCH. THROUGHOUT THIS PIECE, ARKADY IS PERFORMING ALL...

(Content warnings available here.) Scene 0 SANA Are you sure about this, Juniper? JUNIPER Positive. I don’t think anybody got a recording...

MAJOR GENERAL FREDRICK So, how do we know your...people will come through? If we strike at our target and your forces leave us hanging,...

Scene 1 FX: DOOR SWISHES OPEN, FOOTSTEPS INTO THE MEDBAY SANA Hey, Violet. VIOLET Hey Captain. Can I get you anything? Meds,...

Scene 1 FX: TYPING, A PAUSE. MCCABE (QUIETLY) No, no, no NO--oh no-- VIOLET Are you okay, McCabe? MCCABE Violet! Uh, yeah, I’m totally--...

ELLA The Strange Case of Starship Iris, Episode 5.5: Interlude SANA Iris 2 to Shuttle One. Currently a six days’ flight from Mirzakhani....

Written by Jessica Best FX: DISTANTLY, WE HEAR STATELY MUSIC PLAYING. HRESHFAL (SIGH) The stars themselves shine restless tonight, or do...

Written by Jessica Best [CONTENT WARNINGS AVAILABLE HERE] DWARNIAN CREWMEMBER (approaching with urgency): Hreshfal! The dread...

Written by Jessica Best [CONTENT WARNINGS AVAILABLE HERE] FX RAIN PELTING A CAR, WIPERS SWISHING. WE’RE INSIDE THE CAR, WHICH IS DRIVING....

Written by Jessica Best with contributing writer Emily Jade Lomax [CONTENT WARNINGS AVAILABLE HERE] Scene 1 (INDISTINCT, BLURRY SOUNDS...