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Feb 4, 2021

Me and AU 15. "You" Transcript

1. GOTTA GET UP GOTTA GET OUT... SOUND: AN ALARM CLOCK BLARES. WE HEAR IT BEEP BEEP BEE-- A HAND SMACKS AGAINST PLASTIC. IT CUTS OFF...

Jan 21, 2021

Me and AU 14. "Pictures of Success" Transcript

1. I COULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT (NARRATION AMBIANCE: A SOFT BACKDROP OF HARMONIC NOTES BASED ON THE SHOW'S THEME WASHES BEHIND KATE'S...

Jan 7, 2021

Me and AU 13. "Ella, Enchanted"

1. FINALE (ONCE AGAIN, WE HEAR THE SOFT FOLKY INSTRUMENTAL GUITAR OF "ONCE TOMORROW" BY JOSH WOODWARD.) TONY (IN NARRATOR MODE) Most...

Dec 17, 2020

Me and AU 12. "Two to Go" Transcript

1.DUN DUN DUN... (INTERNET BACKDROP. SOFT DECONSTRUCTED NOTES OF THE THEME TUNE, A VAST, RESONANT SPACE.) COMPUTER VOICE New text post on...

Dec 3, 2020

Me and AU 11. "Signaling" Transcript

1. VOICEMAIL SOUND: A PHONE RINGS SEVERAL TIMES, FOLLOWED BY A VOICEMAIL BEEP Whitney (SHE SOUNDS A LITTLE TIRED) Hey Kate, it's Whitney....

Nov 19, 2020

Me and AU 10. "Real People" Transcript

1. REGRETS? ME? SOUND: AN INTERNET VIDEO PROGRAM TRYING TO CONNECT. WE LISTEN TO IT RING SEVERAL TIMES. CROSSFADE INTO... (NARRATION MODE...

Nov 7, 2020

Me and AU 9. "Get it, Jodi" Transcript

1.SELKIRK'S BACK (OUR OLD PAL THE INTERNET, A BACKGROUND AMBIANCE OF CAVERNOUS SPACES, WITH SOFT DIGITAL BLIPS AND A WASH OF FAINT...

Oct 22, 2020

Me and AU 8. "Coming up Next" Transcript

1. TEASER TRAILER GARRETT Coming this season on Selkirk... (INT. BUS STATION. THAT HEAVY LIGHTING BUZZ AND A FAIRLY LARGE, EMPTY ROOM.)...

Sep 17, 2020

Me and AU 7. "Super Fine" Transcript

1. TO RECAP... SOUND: INTERIOR, COFFEE SHOP. LIGHT CHATTER. STUART —so I'm in love with Garrett now. That fight between him and the bear...

Sep 3, 2020

Me and AU 6. "Hot Frog" Transcript

1.IT'S A METAPHOR (OUR STANDARD NARRATION AMBIANCE OF OUR THEME TUNE, DECONSTRUCTED- A LITTLE LESS LUSH PERHAPS, THIS TIME. NOTES MORE...

Aug 20, 2020

Me and AU 5. "Everything's Cool" Transcript

1. COFFEE SHOP (PICKING UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF. LITERALLY.) SOUND: DOOR OPENS WITH A LITTLE DING OF A BELL SOMEWHERE, OUR STANDARD COFFEE...

Aug 7, 2020

Me and AU 4. "Enter Fairyland" Transcript

1. SHOULDA GOT DELIVERY SOUND: SHOP DOOR OPENS WITH A DING. WE'RE IN A SMALL TAKEOUT PIZZA PARLOUR. FAINT KITCHEN AND OTHER VOICES...

Jul 30, 2020

Me and AU 3.5 "Self-Titled"

(STANDARD INTERNET AMBIANCE - THE FEEL OF A VERY LARGE ROOM, WHERE SOMEWHERE ELSE PEOPLE AND MACHINES ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WE ARE...

Jul 23, 2020

Me and AU 3. "In a World Where..." Transcript

1. WHO WOULD I BE? (ONCE MORE OUR NARRATION AMBIANCE: A SOFT, DECONSTRUCTED VERSION OF THE THEME TUNE, TODAY TAKING ON A MORE SOMBER...

Jul 9, 2020

Me and AU 2. "Werewolf Hypothesis" Transcript

1. MEET ELLA (STANDARD NARRATOR BACKDROP - SOFT SYNTH NOTES FROM THE MAIN THEME FADE IN AND OUT) NARRATOR KATE It doesn't take that...

Jun 25, 2020

Me and AU 1. "Welcome to Selkirk" Transcript

1. PODFIC (WE'RE IN A NARROW BACK ALLEY, OFF A NOT-TOO BUSY SMALL TOWN STREET. GENTLE NATURE, FAINT TRAFFIC) MUSIC: SOFT, ACOUSTIC...

May 16, 2020

Me and AU Preview Transcript

MUSIC: SLIGHTLY SINISTER FINGERPICKED GUITAR (“JOLENTA CLEARS THE TABLE”, DR. TURTLE) PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND TONY NARRATION There’s a...