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Written by Jessica Best 2.1 AGENT The strange case of Starship Iris, report seven: Root Systems. Note: this is an ongoing investigation....

Written by Jessica Best 2.1 AGENT The strange case of Starship Iris, report six: Parallel. 2.2 AGENT (CONT’D) Note: this is an ongoing...

Written by Jessica Best AGENT The Strange Case of Starship Iris, report five: The Carmen Gambit. Thanks to resources allocated to us by...

Written by Jessica Best AGENT The Strange Case of Starship Iris, report number four. Following the increased priority status of this...

Written by Jessica Best AGENT The Strange Case of Starship Iris, Report Three: In The Deep. Note: this is an ongoing investigation. All...

Written by Jessica Best AGENT The Strange Case of Starship Iris Report Two: Checkpoint Osiris Note: this is an ongoing investigation. All...

Written by Jessica Best AGENT The Strange Case of Starship Iris. Report One: Violet Liu Transmission one, begin. FX (A crackle of weird...

1. GOTTA GET UP GOTTA GET OUT... SOUND: AN ALARM CLOCK BLARES. WE HEAR IT BEEP BEEP BEE-- A HAND SMACKS AGAINST PLASTIC. IT CUTS OFF...

1. I COULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT (NARRATION AMBIANCE: A SOFT BACKDROP OF HARMONIC NOTES BASED ON THE SHOW'S THEME WASHES BEHIND KATE'S...

1. FINALE (ONCE AGAIN, WE HEAR THE SOFT FOLKY INSTRUMENTAL GUITAR OF "ONCE TOMORROW" BY JOSH WOODWARD.) TONY (IN NARRATOR MODE) Most...

1.DUN DUN DUN... (INTERNET BACKDROP. SOFT DECONSTRUCTED NOTES OF THE THEME TUNE, A VAST, RESONANT SPACE.) COMPUTER VOICE New text post on...

1. VOICEMAIL SOUND: A PHONE RINGS SEVERAL TIMES, FOLLOWED BY A VOICEMAIL BEEP Whitney (SHE SOUNDS A LITTLE TIRED) Hey Kate, it's Whitney....

1. REGRETS? ME? SOUND: AN INTERNET VIDEO PROGRAM TRYING TO CONNECT. WE LISTEN TO IT RING SEVERAL TIMES. CROSSFADE INTO... (NARRATION MODE...

1.SELKIRK'S BACK (OUR OLD PAL THE INTERNET, A BACKGROUND AMBIANCE OF CAVERNOUS SPACES, WITH SOFT DIGITAL BLIPS AND A WASH OF FAINT...

1. TEASER TRAILER GARRETT Coming this season on Selkirk... (INT. BUS STATION. THAT HEAVY LIGHTING BUZZ AND A FAIRLY LARGE, EMPTY ROOM.)...

1. TO RECAP... SOUND: INTERIOR, COFFEE SHOP. LIGHT CHATTER. STUART —so I'm in love with Garrett now. That fight between him and the bear...

1.IT'S A METAPHOR (OUR STANDARD NARRATION AMBIANCE OF OUR THEME TUNE, DECONSTRUCTED- A LITTLE LESS LUSH PERHAPS, THIS TIME. NOTES MORE...

1. COFFEE SHOP (PICKING UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF. LITERALLY.) SOUND: DOOR OPENS WITH A LITTLE DING OF A BELL SOMEWHERE, OUR STANDARD COFFEE...

1. SHOULDA GOT DELIVERY SOUND: SHOP DOOR OPENS WITH A DING. WE'RE IN A SMALL TAKEOUT PIZZA PARLOUR. FAINT KITCHEN AND OTHER VOICES...

(STANDARD INTERNET AMBIANCE - THE FEEL OF A VERY LARGE ROOM, WHERE SOMEWHERE ELSE PEOPLE AND MACHINES ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WE ARE...